I cannot tell a lie

[JRacer]

No Problem, Mon!

 

[Jackdaw]

I totally groove on how 1/2 of the ‘lies’ being posted are being refuted as possible.

 

[Gene Neill]

We left Honolulu, bound for Tahiti ... got hit by an incredible storm ... boat was incapacitated ... sharks rammed us ... days away from starvation ....

 

[Kermit]

The title of this thread.

 

[Gunni]

“Our boats are easy to sail, will you be using Visa, or MasterCard?”

 

[Kermit]

“Our boats are easy to sail, will you be using Visa, or MasterCard?”

...said @Crazy Dave Condon.

 

[Calif. Ted]

I met a guy who designed and was the original helmsman on "Pyewacket", Roy would have been lost without his guidance and expertise.

 

[jibes138]

Pour vodka down the mouth of a bluefish and it will kill it right away.

That was one happy bluefish!

 

[Gunni]

Pour vodka down the mouth of a bluefish and it will kill it right away.

That was one happy bluefish!

Gills Dave, gills. The angler takes it down the gullet.

 

[Kermit]

I’m with the government and I’m here to help.

 

[leo310]

IRS is your friend and will not ask for money

 

[capta]

Yup, been there done that at 52 knot peak gusts.

I've only had about 40 that short, though I honestly think it is sufficient in water under 20 feet. I used to use a lot more, but as anchorages become more congested down here, one must adapt.
I learned that 3:1 was sufficient for all chain and 5:1 for chain and line, in most cases.

 

[Davidasailor26]

Honey, I need to go fix something quick on the boat. I'll be back in an hour. No, I shouldn't need to buy anything for it.

 

[Roadking Larry]

One of my worst fears is that if I die first my wife will sell my gun collection for what I told her I paid for them.

 

[Ken Cross]

This was back in the early 80's which could make a difference. Back then didn't pilots have to set their altimeters by the barometric pressure at the airfield?

Inches of mercury, not MB. Only with glass cockpits can you choose MB settings.

Ken

 

[Michael Davis]

set their altimeters by the barometric pressure at the airfield?

Or set their barometers by setting their altimeters to the field elevation!

 

[Crazy Dave Condon]

Caught 20 pound stripper with a car. Fiction or non fiction. It is true.
Crazy

 

[Kermit]

Caught 20 pound stripper with a car. Fiction or non fiction. It is true.
Crazy

He tells the story the same each time. But no pictures.

 

[flynhi4u]

One of my worst fears is that if I die first my wife will sell my gun collection for what I told her I paid for them.

I will PM you my phone number just in case the worst happens and the grim reaper comes calling for you. Please make sure you leave specific instructions for your wife to call me first concerning said gun collection. I will be glad to give her what you told her you paid for them

Sam

 

[flynhi4u]

Sailboat for sale ad that reads "Ready to sail, needs nothing"

Sam