So here's the scoop on the boat and its creator. His lake house is 2 doors down from ours. My First Mate cringes everytime she sees it out. In reality, it really is quite the creation. The owner truly is a ♪Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech and a Helluvan Engineer.♪♫ He's in his mid 90s. The story goes that the owners of the boat were adrift with a dead motor and this man towed them to his property with his sailboat. The owners never came back for the boat so he added 2 Sunfish sails. (I have no idea what type sailboat has sails on either side of the front of the boat. I'm pretty sure we won't be able to come up with a proper style-name for that.) He recently added the 3rd sail and mounted them all in-line which I suppose makes it a schooner. (Thanks for the clarification, y'all.) It does have a small engine that he sometimes uses.
I think this whole thing is hilarious and inventive and embarrassing all at the same time. But you gotta give this Georgia Tech grad credit for engineering such a marvel!