Uhm...isn't he sitting on a dirty plug?
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Good wash in acetone and lacquer thinner and its as good as new.Uhm...isn't he sitting on a dirty plug?
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SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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I remember in high school asking my teacher,
"Will I ever use algebra later in life?"
She said, "You won't, but some of the smart kids will!”
"Will I ever use algebra later in life?"
She said, "You won't, but some of the smart kids will!”
A sailor came into port with engine trouble. He inspected his engine, made a few unsuccessful attempts to fix it, and finally gave up. He asked the marina to recommend a good mechanic.
When the mechanic arrived he immediately saw the problem, went to his van and came back with a small screw. After installing the screw, he fired up the engine. It ran perfectly. He handed a bill to the owner for two hundred dollars and thirty-five cents.
"What's this?" cried the sailor. "How does a screw cost two hundred dollars?"
"Of course the screw doesn't cost two hundred dollars. The screw only cost thirty-five cents. The two hundred dollars is for knowing where to put it."
-Will
When the mechanic arrived he immediately saw the problem, went to his van and came back with a small screw. After installing the screw, he fired up the engine. It ran perfectly. He handed a bill to the owner for two hundred dollars and thirty-five cents.
"What's this?" cried the sailor. "How does a screw cost two hundred dollars?"
"Of course the screw doesn't cost two hundred dollars. The screw only cost thirty-five cents. The two hundred dollars is for knowing where to put it."
-Will