Funny Friday!!!

jssailem

SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
Oct 22, 2014
24,453
CAL 35 Cruiser #21 moored EVERETT WA
That is because there has not been a skirmish he didn’t take to lick’n!
 
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jssailem

SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
Oct 22, 2014
24,453
CAL 35 Cruiser #21 moored EVERETT WA
That is likely because:
Instead of playing golf, he was out with his Bees...
complaining on his Knees.
that the chickens were laying eggs
the size of golf balls.
 

jssailem

SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
Oct 22, 2014
24,453
CAL 35 Cruiser #21 moored EVERETT WA
Remember HAL, the do-everything computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey?

We are worried about AI giving us bad information. The latest is that at Starbucks ChatGPT will order your coffee for you, or might spoil your coffee!

"Oh ChatGPT! Wake up. Surprise me. Tell me what coffee drink to order today."

Now you need to be careful not to anger ChatGPT.

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Jan 1, 2006
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Slickcraft 26 Sailfish
They can be.
I’ve seen one attack a fishing boat. I think the swan and the fisherman had some history. But the swan flew directly at the boat, neck extended and making a hideous noise. The fisherman wielded a paddle to ward off the swan. I sailed peacefully by with no problems. I think the swan regarded my sail as a way bigger adversary.
In another case I was chased off a walk around a pond by an aggressive swan. Again it came at me in the attack mode. A friend of mine had a swan attack his car and him by trying to fly in the driver’s window. A car ahead of him hit and killed the swan’s mate.
Don’t mess with them in the mating season. They are big animals and can be mean.
I never had any trouble with geese. Other than being assigned to pick up cigarette butts after an event and found that most the butts I picked up were goose turds. It was an opportunity to see my optometrist.