Funny Friday!!!

[Will Gilmore]

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Well, kiss my grits.

-Will

 

[dmax]

 

[JamesG161]

Well, kiss my grits.

GRITS =

Girls Raised In The South

Jim...

 

[jssailem]

From the World of Engineering:

Me: Please bring me a screwdriver.
Girlfriend: Flat head, Phillips, or Vodka?

And that was when I knew she was the one.

 

[shemandr]

Sometimes you just know!

 

[jssailem]

Wondering about relationship status... A new matrix option

 

[WayneH]

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[Kermit]

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Oh my. How do I block @WayneH forever and ever to the end of time? That’s just WRONG!!!!


(I still love you.)

 

[WayneH]

Oh my. How do I block @WayneH forever and ever to the end of time? That’s just WRONG!!!!


(I still love you.)

Just close your eyes and think of England.

 

[Will Gilmore]

Just close your eyes and think of England.

The wind on the willows.

-Will

 

[RussC]

antique deck fitting from a pirate ship holding tank?? Ver wise that they marked them, so as not to be confused with "other" holding tanks.

 

[Will Gilmore]

That's why, besides cutlasses, daggars, pistols, and blunderbusses, pirates always carried one of these in their back pockets

Do I need to note that AI was used to create the pirate image, or can I tell everyone I found this picture of a pirate wielding a spanner wrench in the archives of the International Museum for Pirates, Rogues, Itinerants, and Mischiefmakers (IMPRIM)?

-Will

 

[dlochner]

Do I need to note that AI was used to create the pirate image, or can I tell everyone I found this picture of a pirate wielding a spanner wrench in the archives of the International Museum for Pirates, Rogues, Itinerants, and Mischiefmakers (IMPRIM)?

I remember seeing that portrait on my last visit to the museum. It was right next to a portrait of his arch nemesis, Sir Admiral Walter Bellinghurst. It was quite a story of pirates, booty, and storms. I believe it was the foundation for the fictional character Jack Sparrow.

 

[jssailem]

Interesting. But why are the two wrenches different? And... where are the Pirates' other Wenches?

 

[Davidasailor26]

Interesting. But why are the two wrenches different? And... where are the Pirates' other Wenches?

Or his winches???

 

[WayneH]

My brother asked me how many winches were on my boat in front of my wife. I, of course, said ONE!

 

[jssailem]

how many winches were on my boat in front of my wife. I, of course, said ONE!

Really... I have several. The more the merrier. Even brought a couple new ones aboard last year, along with a bottle of rum...

 

[Michael Davis]

It’s easy to tell it’s winter and the boats are all up on the hard. All these sailors with nothing to do but tell tall tales!

 

[Will Gilmore]

-Will

 

[Will Gilmore]

Kirk got lucky if all Mermaid Minnie did was swap him for a trout.

-Will