Here' the plan
My condolensces, Uncle Harry, for foolishly dying with money in the bank. In honor of your poor judgement, I would resolve to create a monument to the lifestyle you should have lived. First, I would tour the up-scale marinas of New England to ogle and choose 10 very fine, very large boats, with a less than 3.5 to 1 LOA to beam ratio. Second, I'd cross reference these with recent widows, under 40 years old and with a less than 23 to 1 lbs to ht. ratio. Third, I'd take a little of Uncle Harry's money and woo the top three candidates (determined in equal weight by boat score and widow score...neither can be too beamy, else lose of speed and agility) Fourth, I'd select the set with the lowest inhibitions and highest hull speed, adjusted positively for the lowest expectations. Finally, I'd enroll the widow in a multi-year post-graduate program in an ivy league college and read her frequent, well phrased, steamy emails on the boat while touring the Mediterranean, providing advices of fine points of service for the staff and chef. Once the boat was well broken in, the widow would be encouraged to open a lucrative practice in Colorado.
