I am soooo sorrrrrrrrrry!!!!
I know that I am a baaaaaaad boy, but I literally just got this in an email from my cousin, timing was...shall we say...serendipitous.... and while rothflmao, I just can't help myself.Phil...do what you gotta do...but I'd burst if I don't post this...Again...sorry...don't read this...tree falling in the woods and all that...> An atheist was walking through the woods.>> He said to himself....>> "What majestic trees!">> "What powerful rivers!">> "What beautiful animals!">> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes> behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.> He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw> that the bear was closing in on him.>> He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.> He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw> that the bear> was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his> right paw to strike him.> that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!">> Time Stopped.> The bear froze.> The forest was silent!>> As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You> deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even> credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of> this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?">> The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me> to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could> make the BEAR a Christian?">> "Very Well," said the voice.>> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped> his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:> "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through> Christ our Lord, Amen."