Caption contest

[Hec @ 19]

I saw this guy at Pinecrest, CA yesterday. Anybody care to suggest a caption?

 

[Timo42]

STOP, THIEF...

weak, I know

 

[Andy1237]

Help Wanted

This guy needs to find some oars to help him.

 

[novelman17130]

"Which way to the race?"

 

[sinnettc]

My try . . .

Sea Tow? Who needs stinkin' Sea Tow?

 

[Hermit Scott]

caption

Damn tailgaiters!

 

[Ralph Johnstone]

Like Pushing With a Rope

NM

 

[tcrespo]

Caption

I wonder where I can find sails for my new Ketch?

 

[FrankR3878]

If this mating is successsful

What will we name the dingy??

or

Anyone get the name of that powerboat that just cut me in two.

 

[Grizz]

The classified ad said...

"auxiliary powered twin masted ultra light displacement". Guess a sea trial would've helped.

 

[Dean5735]

Gotta put the beer somewhere!!

I don't like to run out of beer, or stumble over the cooler.

 

[SEADANCE]

(the mommy in me)

Tow Tow Tow your boat gently down the sea

 

[SEADANCE]

"Quietly Making Noise"

nm

 

[John New]

NYT headline....

TowBoat/U.S. responds to increasing fuel prices

 

[LANCE ON CLOUD NINE]

"rowing for snacks after reefing early and reefing often

on a windless day".

 

[Brian D]

Hmmm...

New Americas Cup Yacht unveils auxiliary power.

 

[Maine Sail]

Oh look It's a...

Ya'all not a Yawl

 

[caguy]

Ross said to bring two of everything but forgot to .ention the sails.

Frank

 

[Brian D]

caguy...

That was good...

"And the Lord said unto Noah..."

 

[Ross]

Hey Ed, those are SAIL boats.

or "His and Hers and she went home.