Its funny Friday!

[shemandr]

I always say if your wife wants a bigger boat - buy it!

 

[Ward H]

I decided to buy our first boat, a 17'r. My wife decided we needed a bigger boat so we bought a 25'r. After 5 years she wanted a bigger boat so we bought a 30'r.
Who am I to argue.

 

[jssailem]

Who am I to argue.

You might be careful there, She might take a hankering for a Destroyer or an Aircraft Carrier and you would be up Barnegat Bay with out a paddle.

 

[shemandr]

Well there were the $xxx shoes.

 

[Will Gilmore]

I figure the phone's owner got the best sex of his married life when he got home. His big objection will come when his wife tells him she had the yard paint "Fifi's Floaty" on the transom.

You WHAT?

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[WayneH]

I decided to buy our first boat, a 17'r. My wife decided we needed a bigger boat so we bought a 25'r. After 5 years she wanted a bigger boat so we bought a 30'r.
Who am I to argue.

When I married the Admiral, I already had a 16' sailboat. She decided to learn to sail on it. A couple of years later, we got caught in a microburst and blew out the main. As we are going back to the ramp with the remains of the main wrapped around us to ward off the rain, she says "We need a bigger boat." Oh, yeah.

We ended up with a 21 footer. After our fourth or fifth weeklong trip in a weekend boat, she wanted to upgrade again. We upsized to a Tartan 37-2 after all HER research for the best boat for our area. 8 years later, she still loves it. Even after our trip of 87 days homeport to homeport.

 

[Michael Davis]

I decided to buy our first boat, a 17'r. My wife decided we needed a bigger boat so we bought a 25'r. After 5 years she wanted a bigger boat so we bought a 30'r.
Who am I to argue.

I heard a rumour last Feb. that you had the OK to buy a 40’r. Can’t understand why you haven’t pulled the trigger yet!

 

[Sailavie1]

 

[DayDreamer41]

Now that brings back memories.

How Rong is one too.

-Will (Dragonfly)

And So Rong is his brother........

 

[DayDreamer41]

What if they really aren't stars, but just some holes poked in the top of the container so we can breath?

And a cartoon to go with this

 

[DayDreamer41]

Time flies even from our favorite cartoon characters

 

[Will Gilmore]

So sad, and only 62. It just goes to show what fast living will do to ya.

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[Charlie Jones s/v Tehani]

My 21 footer is named Necessity. Name chosen by my ex long ago. She came in one day and said "i named the boat". When I asked why she stated
"well, it IS!!"

She became a very accomplished single hander in her own right

 

[rgranger]

Hey! I know this is supposed to be about sailing but if anyone is looking for an Ark, I noah guy

 

[Tally Ho]

My 21 footer is named Necessity. Name chosen by my ex long ago. She came in one day and said "i named the boat". When I asked why she stated
"well, it IS!!"

She became a very accomplished single hander in her own right

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My wife named my first boat “Obsession”...because it was!



Greg

 

[Justin_NSA]

It's Friday! Where are the jokes? I got nuthin'

 

[Will Gilmore]

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Don't worry, there are some things Santa gets up to that he'd prefer Mrs Claws doesn't find out about.

I assure you, SBO members will be well taken care of this Christmas.

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[Roland5048]

Don't worry, there are some things Santa gets up to that he'd prefer Mrs Claws doesn't find out about.

"Mrs. Claws!" Yeah, I see what you did there. Good one, Will.

 

[Will Gilmore]

-Will (Dragonfly)

 

[WayneH]

Went out to dinner tonight. There was a sign on the wall......
"I told myself I need to stop drinking but I refuse to listen to a drunk who talks to himself."

Yeah, I agree.