Funny Friday!!!

Kermit · Jul 30, 2019

rgranger said:
I actually snorted out loud at my desk. Hope no one was in the next office.

I hope they were! And listening. ;-)

Sailavie1 · Jul 30, 2019

Will Gilmore said:
He'd have been better off sailing, but I'm not sure the rest of us would be.

But at least he didn’t loose the ball.

Sailavie1 · Jul 30, 2019

Kermi, I had no idea you could market your fear this way. Tho I think I know what it would smell like.

Brian D · Jul 30, 2019

Will Gilmore said:
Now this is fly

-Will (Dragonfly)

What a waste of a perfectly good sailboat.

Will Gilmore · Jul 30, 2019

Brian D said:
What a waste of a perfectly good sailboat.

Ahhh!
That is a far better sailboat than just 'perfectly good'

-Will (Dragonfly)

Justin_NSA · Jul 30, 2019

Will Gilmore said:
Ahhh!
That is a far better sailboat than just 'perfectly good'

-Will (Dragonfly)

The boat was my favorite part of the movie. I watched the movie for the wife

Justin_NSA · Jul 30, 2019

rgranger said:
I watched "All is Lost" because my kids bought me the DVD for Christmas. Ugh. It was as awful as everyone here said it was.

I tried 3 or 4 times to watch All Is Lost and I never finished it.

Justin_NSA · Jul 30, 2019

rgranger said:
Spoiler...
He lives... but his boat does not.

Thanks! Now I don't have to try anymore to watch it!

Will Gilmore · Jul 30, 2019

Such a sad ending.
Did it win any Oscars? The boat, not the movie.

-Will (Dragonfly)

Brian D · Jul 30, 2019

"All is Lost"? I kind of enjoyed it for it's entertainment value, like, OK what will he do next? I just might watch it again. I took off my sailor cap when I watched it. And I don't think he survived. Go into the light..

Kermit · Aug 2, 2019

Be still my heart!

Jim26m · Aug 2, 2019

Hilarious, but

Will Gilmore · Aug 2, 2019

Proof that something can be both funny AND practical.

That is the best thing I've seen on this whole thread.

-Will (Dragonfly)

Will Gilmore · Aug 2, 2019

A couple of worthy quotes about sailing I came across:
"It’s scary to have a 30 foot wave chasing you. If you are steering, you don’t look back. The crew looks back for you, and you watch their faces. When they look straight up, then get ready!"
Magnus Olsson

"Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk."
Sir Francis Chichester

-Will (Dragonfly)

19thol · Aug 2, 2019

a woman was trying to explain ambivalence to her husband, he was having a hard time with it. (might have been a blonde). So finally she comes up with an example that may get through to him, so she says" out of all of your friends, you have the biggest penis".