I can't help it...... I have to say something.

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Feb 21, 2008
418
Hunter 33 Metedeconk River
I take 1/4 tablet every day. Oh!! it's not for the deed, I'm just tired of always hitting the gunwale.
 
Oct 9, 2008
1,742
Bristol 29.9 Dana Point
Yeah. 3 knots of wind, apparently new boat, and a solid stainless shackle snaps in two.

If they were really sailors, they would have used a more common failure. Like jamming a jibsheet winch during a tack in 20 knots, and having the other jibsheet snarl up with the loaded one at the jib clew, due to the ensuing flogging.

oh, maybe that's only my more common failure :)
 
Jan 22, 2008
423
Catalina 30 Mandeville, La.
Please seek the advice of a sailing instructor if your sail remains back winded for more than four hours.
 
Sep 5, 2007
689
MacGregor 26X Rochester
Some kind of metaphor? Being pulled along by technology, against the natural grain of sagging sails, resulting in a backwinded but still visibly filled foresail (not that there's anything wrong with that :redface:)?
 
Sep 8, 2013
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Macgregor 26M Kansas boat ramp
I believe the guys who write these commercials need some sort Viagra for the brain. The one with the guy on the sailboat is no sillier than the dude with the Dodge Power Wagon unloading the Clydesdales rather than shifting the truck into 4 wheel drive, or the fool on the beach lighting a fire by striking sparks with a stainless steel knife and an oyster shell. If these commercials are about taking charge and knowing how to deal with a situation these writers need to take some lessons in common sense. Obviously they think were all as stupid as they are.
Sorry I know this is way off the topic of Sailing and Sailboats but just had to add my 2 cents.
 
Sep 25, 2011
161
Ericson 25+ Watkins Glen
Come on all you sailors should know backwinding the jib is the first step into a hov to position and the tow rope is clearly a sea anchor,and they cant show you the rest unless you consent :)
 
Jan 25, 2007
366
Cal Cal 33-2 cape cod
Reality check...

Perhaps they should sell a product that works on the wife at the same time...Viagra for him & Barolo for her? ..Here a stiff breeze lifts my old Cal out front...how's that for an ad...Wife not in the mood...Go sailing...
 

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Jun 2, 2004
3,650
Hunter 23.5 Fort Walton Yacht Club, Florida
They Do

It's called jewelry. Although chocolate or flowers work marginally well often the placebo is psychological often just doing the dishes has a significant efficacy.
 
Jun 6, 2006
6,990
currently boatless wishing Harrington Harbor North, MD
So what you are saying Rick is that if I do the dishes while sailing.......I'll be happier due to "enhanced spousal participation"?
 
Jun 6, 2006
6,990
currently boatless wishing Harrington Harbor North, MD
Capmbob
the audience for those commercials is not "real guys" it is guys that want to be real guys and they have no clew. If a real guy sees this kind of stuff he knows it is bologna, if a somewhat less than real guy sees this he does not have a reference but it is on TV so that MUST be what real guys do. Same applies to real gals too.
 
Jun 6, 2006
6,990
currently boatless wishing Harrington Harbor North, MD
The Admiral informs me that the gals are interested IF and ONLY if sufficient frictional mitigation can be achieved for the 4 hours.
So I'm thinking I have a new requirement for "maintenance items"
 
Oct 17, 2011
2,809
Ericson 29 Southport..
I have found that a well rounded portfolio works remarkably well. No exercise, buying pills, fancy clothes, even washing dishes. My wife even likes the housekeeper Raoul as well..
 
Jun 9, 2008
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- -- -Bayfield
If it is the same commercial I am familiar with, the boat is a J Boat. But, that makes no difference. I have done commercial photo shoots where they used my boat and I had to set up the actors, who were not sailors at all. It took some doing, but no one was towing the boat. We were sailing the boat, even with the spinnaker. That made it interesting to set the kite, show an actor how to gybe the pole, etc. without wiping the boat out. I would set up the shot and then scramble down in the cabin to get out of the shot. It was an all day affair, but it worked out.
 
Sep 5, 2007
689
MacGregor 26X Rochester
I would set up the shot and then scramble down in the cabin to get out of the shot.
I've always wondered about that - when I see folks sailing in the movies, like Captain Ron, Dead Calm, etc., I can't help but visualize a crew hiding below decks, or the actual crew dressed as the characters when the camera is far enough away. :D
 
Dec 14, 2003
1,450
Hunter 34 Lake of Two Mountains, QC, Can
The Admiral informs me that the gals are interested IF and ONLY if sufficient frictional mitigation can be achieved for the 4 hours.
So I'm thinking I have a new requirement for "maintenance items"
So I guess this thread is soon going to become one about lubrication :D
 
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