A friend sent this to me, I haven't laughed so hard in ages! Last summer down on Lake Isabella, located in the> high desert an hour east of Bakersfield CA, some> folks new to boating were having a problem. No> matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their> brand new 22 foot boat going. It was very sluggish> in almost every maneuver no matter how much power> they applied. After about an hour of trying to make> it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking> someone there may be able to tell them what was> wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything> in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine,> the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller> was the correct size and pitch. So one of the marina> guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He> came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.> (NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.)> Under the boat, still strapped securely in place ...> was the trailer!>