Steve, I didn't see your Arachnaphobia post until today. Hilarious. I have printed it and will show it to Lesley. Will also implement the other suggestions. I know what pet flea collars are, but what are pest strips? Thanks for your post. I'm going to get a kick out of watching my more than beautiful wife squirm as she reads the treatment description 
Regards, Geoff Perkins
Regards, Geoff Perkins