This is for all you scam afficionados

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Phil Herring

Alien
Mar 25, 1997
4,924
- - Bainbridge Island
As you may know, we review all the inquiries that pass through to our classified advertisers. Today we got a batch that's an absolute classic. I especially like his use of the word _timorous_ (to be timid or afraid). How are you today?I got timorous interested in purchasing your adverts Placed , i want you to get back to me with this information here below: what is the condition of your advert Placed ? what is your best offer? The pictures of this you advert? i will be waiting for your response. Thanks and stay blessed ... Collins remmy
 

Grizz

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Jan 13, 2006
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Hunter 28.5 Park Ridge, IL
The Jameson's...

...must have been especially smooth that day. Are you sure it wasn't 'Tom Collins' or 'Collins Rummy'? Good catch on your part...
 
Jul 11, 2004
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Macgregor 25 Saint Cloud Florida, City Marina
Whaa?

Wow, if you can read and understand that, you could be a pharmacist!
 
Jun 3, 2004
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Prindle 18, beach catamaran Chicago (North Edgebrook), IL
scam busters

There is some pretty funny stuff on scam baiting on this website, enjoy. http://www.419eater.com/
 
Jun 2, 2004
1,438
Oday 25 pittsburgh
Phil, so what was is it, that gave it away?:)

You have all the fun. Thanks for sharing some. r.w.landau
 
Feb 17, 2006
5,274
Lancer 27PS MCB Camp Pendleton KF6BL
Dang...

My grammar checker isn't working, again. *pop ;)
 
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Jeff

Beauty

I received many of these a couple years ago from the a UK email address when I placed an ad on a trader site. Got so tired of scumbags trying to cheat me that I led on idiot on right up to the point that he asked for my name, address, telephone number, etc for him to "send money" (without ever looking at any pictures of the item for sale, nor even knowing what it was). I then emailed back that the British Secret Police had his house surrounded and to come out with hands up. Never heard from him again.
 

Mac

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Jun 7, 2006
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MacGregor 25 KEUKA lake NY
Dancing Bear

I just read Book worm and it was great!! I hope he finishes the story!!
 

Dan

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Jul 26, 2006
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Hunter 420 Stamford
Scam

I answer all those emails about Nigerian princes needing money. Heck. They can't *all* be scams, can they? ;D
 
Oct 10, 2006
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Oday 222 Mt. Pleasant, SC
I should mention

The Ebola Monkey Man site is probably a little more along the lines of adult humor.
 
Mar 29, 2007
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Hunter 27_75-84 Charlotte, NC
Darn

You mean that email I got this morning about the 4.5 Mil that was going to be mine in an abandoned account isn't real?! Good thing I read this - I was just about to go and quit my job! :)
 
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Alex

Reverse Scam

People should petition the law makers to make reverse scamming a scammer perfectly legal and should be encouraged. You than tell the scammer that his account number is not good and need a copy his birth certificate. Now take over his identify and clean out his asset and give to charity. Would that be fun.... Much cheaper than putting them in jail. I heard that they just busted a scam ring: ********************************************************** TorStar Brampton man charged in alleged lottery scam Oct 04, 2007 04:30 AM Nick Pron Courts Bureau The emails are from total strangers and promise great financial reward, such as sharing in an inheritance or helping someone get money out of a foreign country, typically Nigeria. Or they announce that you have just won a lottery, but you have to pay advance fees before collecting your winnings. It almost sounds too good to be true and it is, Canadian and American law enforcement officials said at an international press conference in Washington yesterday announcing the arrests of 77 people, including one Canadian, in Internet scams. Many of the scams originated in the Netherlands, where con artists operated out of Internet cafes, said police. Sixty of the arrests were made there. Henry Afekowa Oshingbeme, 39, of Brampton, was charged with four counts of fraud over $5,000. Police allege Oshingbeme was part of a scheme in which Americans were notified through the Internet they had just won $1 million Euros ($1.4 million), but had to pay various fees first, before the money could be released. The lottery was a fake, as were the Internet banks and financial institutions where the victims sent their money, said a spokesperson for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. "The public should be aware and skeptical of promises of lottery winnings made through the Internet," Insp. Brian Verheul said in a news release. "Legitimate lottery winnings require participation in the lottery and never require the payment of a fee to collect winnings." The RCMP, along with the United States Postal Inspection Service, also seized 5,000 counterfeit cheques with a face value of more than $13 million during the investigation, code-named Project Sweep, police said. Worldwide, police seized 540,000 fake cheques with a face value of $2.1 billion. In another fraudulent scheme, the cheques – usually official-looking cashier's cheques – are mailed to people who are told their assistance is required to get a large amount of money, such as an inheritance, out of a country in order to avoid harsh inheritance taxes. The recipient is asked to deposit the cheque, typically in amounts of around $20,000, in their account, and then return a portion as a sign of good faith, usually $3,000 to $5,000, said police. But when the cashier's cheque bounces, the victim has to pay back the bank the amount of the good-faith payment sent overseas, plus any money the victim may have spent from the original cheque before it bounced, said police. Associated Press reported that U.S. Assistant Attorney General Alice Fisher told a press conference: "There is no lottery. There is no inheritance. The cheques are not real. "But there are real victims. "The crime knows no borders and our co-ordinated law enforcement knows no borders."
 
Jun 6, 2006
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currently boatless wishing Harrington Harbor North, MD
Not the way to do things Alex

First call the FBI and let them know about it. I've worked with these folks and they absolutely do not have any sense of humor. His name will go on "the list" and if he ever visits America or a European country he is history. They also have "ways of making you talk", folks school trained in bating, computer hacking, and counter scamming. The level of expertise these folks have is truly amazing. Real James Bond stuff. What the FBI needs from us is the IP address of the email. They can then use that and other info in the unseen part of every email to zero in on his operation. Every time you report it you give them one more piece of the puzzle.
 
Jun 3, 2004
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Prindle 18, beach catamaran Chicago (North Edgebrook), IL
Use Car Scams

I was selling a 12 year old Saturn with 100,000 miles for $2,000. I recieved an email from overseas saying, "my very wealthy client is looking for a car just like this." Jeez, it's a Saturn; what a DF!
 
Jun 15, 2004
78
- - Edmond, OK
Tears running down my face

while reading just one of Ebola Monkey Man's little exchanges with Nigerian scammers. Yes, it is adult reading, but just the kind of humor I needed this morning. Thanks, 48dodge, you made my day. Now if someone would do this to the makers of computer viruses, the world would be even better.
 
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