The danger of not returning everthing where it belongs

[PGIJon]

Good thing I opened my eyes before I brushed this morning! -Jon

 

[dlochner]

I'd keep my lips sealed on that one.

 

[whatfiero]

It would make a good tooth whitening

 

[kloudie1]

Wife might have been happy..?

 

[Ken13559]

Hahaha...no more food getting stuck between teeth

 

[Kermit]

Looks like Grade 4 granite. Sweet! But back on topic. I'm pretty sure you would have understood why it's also known as Satan's glue.

We had a foreign exchange student from Brazil way back when I was in middle school. One morning we heard an ear-piercing scream coming from the bathroom. He had brushed his teeth with Brylcreem.

My favorite story is the time my ex-wife used pepper spray instead of hairspray. It's my only fond memory of her.

 

[thinwater]

It's OK. You've got a week before it cures. Should pass before then.

 

[DAVA390]

Kermit,why would pepper spray be anywhere near the hairspray??? Might say something about the state of your relationship!

 

[Kermit]

Kermit,why would pepper spray be anywhere near the hairspray??? Might say something about the state of your relationship!

I never thought of it like that. In retrospect I should have kept some in my car before taking her out on our first date. A silver cross and wooden stake would have been helpful, too.

 

[PGIJon]

I think the Admiral put it there in hopes that I would not be able to purchase anything new at show in Miami. Given what happened last year..... -Jon

 

[Gene Neill]

Yikes! I got a thrill once when using my teeth to remove the cap from a large tube of super glue gel. I bit thru the tube and got a mouthful of the stuff. Unlike 5200, super glue sets up very quickly, even faster under water (or saliva).

 

[Charlie Jones s/v Tehani]

and then there is the thrill of using PolyGrip on the toothbrush- Was a sleepy morning

YUCK!!

 

[Ken Cross]

I'm not gonna tell what I almost put on my toothbrush.

 

[Chris Patterson]

Kinda reminds me of the time I filled up my old mans tube of Preperation H with Ben-Gay..

 

[PGIJon]

My favorite story is the time my ex-wife used pepper spray instead of hairspray. It's my only fond memory of her.

Kermit.....You should consider doing comedy.... Please let us know when & where you will debut.......

 

[Justin_NSA]

You guys crack me up.

 

[Rick Webb]

Good thing Destine does not have a mint scent.....

It does not come off a toothbrush either just get a new one, trust me

 

[Ron20324]

[QUOTE="Kermit,... My favorite story is the time my ex-wife used pepper spray instead of hairspray. It's my only fond memory of her.[/QUOTE]

The joke's on YOU Kermit. She gets a big "O" every time she sneezes.

 

[Kermit]

[QUOTE="Kermit,... My favorite story is the time my ex-wife used pepper spray instead of hairspray. It's my only fond memory of her.

The joke's on YOU Kermit. She gets a big "O" every time she sneezes.[/QUOTE]
You're welcome to make her sneeze anytime you want. No wait. Don't do it. You and I have never met. There's no way I could wish that on you.

 

[justsomeguy]

She gets a big "O" every time she sneezes.

What does this mean? Orgasm?
Please forgive my candor.