Yes that is a tounge in cheek comment.So my 1993 23.5 that I recently purchased received a good scrubbing while anchored in a cove on Lake Keowee.I used plain water because I knew that simply scrubbing it was going to be 85% of what was needed, and I didn't want to polute the lake.I did get the non-skid pretty clean, but I had a hard time with some spots that had a little mildew.So now I have scrubbed it, as well as ordered white scotchbrites to clean the finished surface.But I don't want to polute the lake!So what have you used that is bidegradable and such to clean your boat?I will happily try home brews to accomplish this, but hate to resort to Joy or something along those lines.Thanks in advance!