Strange But True Dept

[zeehag]

my cell fone is always in that warp.....

 

[alexco38]

Socks from washing machine always come out in odd numbers

 

[philwsailz]

Socks from washing machine always come out in odd numbers

So then every other time it evens out?

 

[LuzSD]

Like the old Twilight Zone sketch

My brother in law said that there was a space warp that snatched up the things that he laid down. That explained the loss of the pencil that he had just sharpened and marked a line for a saw cut. When he wanted to mark the next line the pencil was gone.

Anyone remember the old Twilight Zone where everything we do is a scene that is put together by a crew of little people ...to match what it's supposed to be second by second. But sometimes they miss putting something in.......... so you go away, they reset the scene, you come back and there it is again.... cause this time they got it right. Example, you put your wallet on the dresser, take off your shoes and leave the room. ... turn around quickly to get something out of your wallet but it is not there! You search and search, leave the room, look somewhere else, only to return in frustration KNOWING you left it on your desk... and when you re-enter that room (scene) there it is, just where you thought it should have been. That was my favorite all time Twilight Zone, and something I have happen to me so many times......those darn slovenly little people!!

 

[Stu Jackson]

Patti, darn it, it's ALWAYS my wallet!!! How can that be!!!! The pencils keep multiplying, though...:naughty:

 

[LuzSD]

Stu, So your house is where they are putting all of my pencils, ........ I don't ever have ANY but I keep buying them...........for me It's my bobbi pins!! does not matter how many I buy they keep disappearing. all those pins must be somewhere,........maybe the little scene makers use them for something else.......... hmmm, I think THAT was a Twilight Zone story also.

 

[kloudie1]

I think the bobby pins are migrating here to Louisiana.. I find 'em when they rust and make that annoying stain on the bottom of the pool !

 

[LuzSD]

Good to know where all of my stuff is going.....sorry about your pool.
So, who has all the socks?

 

[kloudie1]

I heard that the underwear gnomes take the socks in payment for shrinking some folks' pants and underwear ..

 

[LloydB]

Kidnapped by rogue clothes hangers to breed undocumented paperclips, due to the Louisiana migration.

 

[dparilla]

The gnomes have a plan...

1. Collect underwear
2. ?
3. Take over the world.

Unfortunately they forgot step 2 so they keep collecting underwear and hoping to remember.
Though their involvement in 2 breweries (le chouffe and omeggang) is evidenced by the latest collaboration, Gnomeggang!
Maybe they figured out step 2...

Now where the hell did I put my car keys???

 

[woodster]

So then every other time it evens out?

in my washing machine the other day i found one white and blue sock while unloading and put them in the dryer.... was very puzzeling to say the least....then low and behold later that day i also found in my sock drawer a pair of blue and white socks there...what a relife that was......now if i could only figuer out what day to ware the blue and white pair and what day to ware the white and blue pair......

regards

woody

 

[LuzSD]

in my washing machine the other day i found one white and blue sock while unloading and put them in the dryer.... was very puzzeling to say the least....then low and behold later that day i also found in my sock drawer a pair of blue and white socks there...what a relife that was......now if i could only figuer out what day to ware the blue and white pair and what day to ware the white and blue pair......

regards

woody

probably the same day you dress in the dark and chose your blue and black shoes.