Anchor Down,
Don't be so disheartened. Every day sailing is a Star Trek Day! Think about it..... On our boats we "Boldly go where no man has gone before" (at least we can easily imagine that). We all have been in situations (on board or ashore) where we have thought "Beam me up, Scotty". How about the greeting or salutation "Live long and prosper"? Best Wishes.