Santa on His Way!!!

[Will Gilmore]

I actually got one several years ago. Seriously.

Who here is surprised by that?
No, seriously. Who's surprised?
- Will (Dragonfly)

 

[JamesG161]

I actually got one several years ago. Seriously.

In what part of your body did you RECEIVE the lump?
Jim...

 

[Kermit]

Who here is surprised by that?
No, seriously. Who's surprised?
- Will (Dragonfly)

I try to be likable. Really I do.
Dear Santa, Define “good.”

 

[jssailem]

I'll be lucky to get a lump of coal.

If you have a coal heater you and Bob Cratchet can have a party. Warm and toasty by the fire. Only problem is the greenies may smell the warm fire and hear the joyful time and like the Grinch sweep in and chastise you for destroying the Universe with your sulfur belching smog polluting heater. Oppps... Sorry.. I digress.

Merry Christmas one and all.

 

[JamesG161]

P.S.- Santa's not real...

Oh yeah @justsomeguy !!! New name Aquafiesta.

NORAD an official USA government agency His on their radar.

SANTA!!!

So in the spirit of the movie "Miracle on 34th Street" real Proof...
Last see over Algeria.
Jim....

 

[JamesG161]

OMG Santa has just finished delivering....
3.74Trillion gifts!!!
Norad has just alerted Canadian and USA air defense to intercept and escort him.
Merry Christmas!!!!

 

[justsomeguy]

..real Proof...

At least eighty.
Merry Christmas.

 

[Meriachee]

80 is a great place to start. @justsomeguy
Merry Christmas.

Whoever ordered this cold air, please send it back.

 

[justsomeguy]

I'm sorry about the weather.

 

[BobbyFunn]

Got a 5 pack of Maxwell UR position normal type I blank compact cassette tape.

Should yield excellent results with minimal noise. Almost half a mile at my disposal.

The way i use it may void the warrenty however.

 

[Kermit]

I'm sorry about the weather.

That would be @JamesG161