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May 11, 2005
3,431
Seidelman S37 Slidell, La.
Can I get a little assistance here.?? I read Mainesails posts religiously, and I have a great deal of respect, not only for his writing, and his photographic abilities, but also his boat skills. But his boat is always so clean and neat and tidy. So, just once, I would like to find even a spec of dirt anywhere on his boat. That would make me feel much, much better, and not so much like I sail a garbage scow. So, if anyone sees a pic of Mainesails boat, with a spec of dirt, or heaven forbid, oil, would you please bring it to my attention.:)
Maine, I don't know how you manage. I don't think many of us had a boat that clean the day it was brand new.
 

Tim R.

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May 27, 2004
3,626
Caliber 40 Long Range Cruiser Portland, Maine
I will be sure to spill some beer and photograph it before he dives to clean it up with a microfiber cloth. :poke:
 
Sep 25, 2008
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Morgan 415 Out Island Rogersville, AL
It is unsettling to see Main'sls spotless bilge. I've tried to clean my bilge and engine room but there are just too many areas I can't reach.
 

Dave Groshong

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Jan 25, 2007
1,867
Catalina 22 Seattle
I feel your pain Nice N Easy! I think his shaft coupling is cleaner than my galley.
 
Oct 12, 2008
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chrysler 26 my house lower Florida Keys
makes me sick, maybe there is some dirt somewhere...he is a expert with the camera!
 
Sep 29, 2008
1,976
Catalina 310 #185 Quantico
Probably goes "Old School" ...

and uses a cedar bucket so he doesn't have to dirty the head.
 

zeehag

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Mar 26, 2009
3,198
1976 formosa 41 yankee clipper santa barbara. ca.(not there)
you guys are tooo mercilessly cute ....lol.....
 

caguy

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Sep 22, 2006
4,004
Catalina, Luger C-27, Adventure 30 Marina del Rey
He's also an expert with photoshop...

makes me sick, maybe there is some dirt somewhere...he is a expert with the camera!
who hasn't removed an embarrassing speck of dirt before posting your perfect pict.?
 
May 23, 2004
3,319
I'm in the market as were . Colonial Beach
He clearly don't live in my area. Here the ospreys poop on everything. He just needs a few stray birds. Maybe throw a few fish on the boat while he is gone and we can get the birds to eat them and then poop. We will keep a camera handy.

Hell, Mainesail's engine is cleaner than my cookware. I don't see how he has time to sail because his boat is kept so spotless.

Then again, maybe he is just really good at editing the photos in Adobe Photoshop!
 

zeehag

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Mar 26, 2009
3,198
1976 formosa 41 yankee clipper santa barbara. ca.(not there)
quick--we take some pix of my newly repowered dirty bilges and chop them into his purrrrty boat pix and voila and ta daaaa.....some specks of dirt........lol
 

Dan

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Jul 26, 2006
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Hunter 420 Stamford
Cleaning up spills

I will be sure to spill some beer and photograph it before he dives to clean it up with a microfiber cloth. :poke:
Naw. It won't be clean enough. He'll cut out the panel and refinish seamlessly.
 
Dec 25, 2008
1,580
catalina 310 Elk River
Come on MaineSail you have to defend yourself here, your getting roasted!
Cheers to the moderator!!!, reguardless of how clean his underware is.
 
May 23, 2004
3,319
I'm in the market as were . Colonial Beach
an owner that has a clean bilge is the type of person who get's out of the shower to pee......

I am just saying! LOL
 
Feb 6, 1998
11,760
Canadian Sailcraft 36T Casco Bay, ME
You

Great roast guys!! Trust me my boat gets dirty and has dirty areas but you'll never see them.;) She is also NOT perfect.....yet....:D I just try to keep ahead of it as best I can and the Looooong winters help..:):)

Sorry to have not checked in sooner but I have been getting ready for launch tomorrow and at the last possible minute, tonight at 6:00 p.m., the hose barb that drains the mast gave up the ghost. Fortunately my local hardware store was open and mirraculously had a 3/8 X 18 NPT tap so I up sized the barb and re-tapped. Ready for launch day..!
 
Feb 26, 2004
23,353
Catalina 34 224 Maple Bay, BC, Canada
Who

As in YOU - WHO.

Someone else puts your boat in the water and you just watch?!?:):):)
 
May 23, 2004
3,319
I'm in the market as were . Colonial Beach
Hey, it isn't laziness. If you get out of the shower to pee it just isn't efficient. Besides, it won't hurt me! ROTFL.
 
May 11, 2005
3,431
Seidelman S37 Slidell, La.
I'm glad

That everyone took this as it was meant. Just a little tounge in cheek fun, and a left handed compliment to Mainesail. I continue to be amazed at his boat. His bilge is cleaner than my galley sink.
 

Dave D

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May 7, 2009
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hunter 26 Jordan Lake
from what I understand from Mainsail, that ain't sayin' much Nice N Easy!:stirthepot:
 
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