Sailing is a lewd sport
Yeah, I guess all the chatter about thru-hulls, seacocks, seamen, heads, blowers, lubrication, getting wet, sheets, spankers, flashers, pushpits, breast lines, V berths and after berths (well, that's what my buddy calls it), companion ways, flashing jennies, guys, beating, coming up, and AC/DC (I'm sure I've missed a few) would set off a few false alarms. Maybe this is why sailing is so fun. We should enjoy it before it gets censored.