Hilarious. I can identify.....
Second to the last paragraph:
"If there are five or more boats who race against you that you think have an incorrect rating, it's you, not them."
Or words to that effect.
Yes. I can identify with that. They gave me a rating of 118 and there is absolutely no way, Jose, I'm going to be competitive. And with all the junk (golf carts, storm ground tackle, etc.) I have on board it is just adding insult to injury.
They are correct about one thing though, and that part isn't so funny, and that is about the proper way to get your boat into racing trim.
Otherwise, it's a great read.