Why a boat is called "she"
The Roman Goddess of Navigation was Minerva, and since Roman times all boats have been deemed feminine in her honor. But there are other reasons, according to a friend of mine: Because she's often surrounded by a great deal of bustle. Because it takes a lot of costly paint and polish to keep her looking good. Because if the initial cost doesn't break you, you'll be done in by the upkeep. Because she responds better to a firm but loving hand. Because she shows off her topsides, hides her bottom, and can be observed running around between various buoys. Because when she is old and tired, even though she may become a reluctant crank and a creaking old hulk, there will still be some who will recall her in her prime. And because as long as she has life and vitality, and keeps her good name, she will always find men to love her, to serve her, and see that she gets home safely. It's rarely NEW sailors who "sound like Herman Melville," it's real sailors who love and respect their vessels, as well as the sea and its traditions.
