For Christmas, my daughter got me a book titled
"A Dictionary for Landlubbers, Old Salts & Armchair Drifters" by Henry Beard & Roy McKie
It is hilarious. I'd like to share a few entries
"Sail-ing" 1.n. the fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.
"Buoy" 1.n. Navigational Aid. There are several types and colors of buoys of which the most numerous are: The Black Can (seen as a fuzzy black spot on the horizon); The Red Nun (seen as a fuzzy black spot on the horizon); The Red or Green Day Beacon (seen as a fuzzy black spot on the horizon); and the Vertically striped black-and-white channel marker (seen as a fuzzy black spot on the horizon).
If you would like to find a copy for yourself the ISBN is 0-89480-144-9
"A Dictionary for Landlubbers, Old Salts & Armchair Drifters" by Henry Beard & Roy McKie
It is hilarious. I'd like to share a few entries
"Sail-ing" 1.n. the fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.
"Buoy" 1.n. Navigational Aid. There are several types and colors of buoys of which the most numerous are: The Black Can (seen as a fuzzy black spot on the horizon); The Red Nun (seen as a fuzzy black spot on the horizon); The Red or Green Day Beacon (seen as a fuzzy black spot on the horizon); and the Vertically striped black-and-white channel marker (seen as a fuzzy black spot on the horizon).
If you would like to find a copy for yourself the ISBN is 0-89480-144-9
