My Homemade XMAS Card to All

[Anonymous 121765]

I've been making my own (Sic) cards for friends just to get their response. I've been doing this for some years now & always look for bad Santa clipart to incorporate.

This year's card is alittle toned down but, I make these with humor in mind.
I never liked the pre-printed cards, Hallmark's etc. words are theirs & not mine.
Anyone else make their own cards?

To my fellow Blo-boaters........

Have a merry Xmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa Festivus & any I may have missed...........

CR

 

[Chief RA]

CaptnRon: Merry Christmas! I clicked the card but can't get it. Chief

 

[Brian D]

Well, lucky Santa, I guess. LOL

 

[Anonymous 121765]

Chief,

Here it is again pal, You need at least Adobe reader to view this.........

CR

 

[Rich Stidger]

I like it. Got no problem with the elves.

Merry Christmas to all.

 

[sail_MN]

Nope.. No problem wit dat !!!

 

[shemandr]

All good here.

 

[Chief RA]

NICE! iT FINALLY LOADED, 4 TIMES! HA CHIEF

 

[Anonymous 121765]

Just to let ya' all know, this was toned down from past years.

For the like-minded folks that have a sic sense of humor as I,
I do have the earlier cards albeit, more twisted that I can post.............just let me know,

CR

 

[Rich Stidger]

Just to let ya' all know, this was toned down from past years.

For the like-minded folks that have a sic sense of humor as I,
I do have the earlier cards albeit, more twisted that I can post.............just let me know,

CR

You can attach all to an email to me. The institution has let me out for the holidays.....

 

[Ron20324]

Just to let ya' all know, this was toned down from past years....

That reminds me... I have to make a sandwich for lunch :dance:

 

[DHaranSailor]

Lucky Santa indeed. Merry Christmas all!

 

[pateco]

Mine is a little tamer.

 

[WayneH]

You know why Santa is a jolly fellow? He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Thanks, Captain Ron. I'll never look at sugar and spice the same way again.

 

[Rich Stidger]

That reminds me... I have to make a sandwich for lunch :dance:

LOL!!!!

 

[Anonymous 121765]

Being on this site for some time now,

I am familiar with alot of you guys via your posts. It's a good feeling to know that I am not alone in my twisted sense of humor. The feedback so far is what I had expected. "Twisted is....as twisted does," I always say.

Pateco, has been the most civilized thus far but, he has a great family portrait. Merry XMAS Pat.

I'm almost leery of posting some of my previous cards but what the hell, here goes from 2013 & 2012.

I also came across a well-done video some years ago about a bad Santa. The clarity is not the best but, the production was.

Folks expect normalcy so, "Why be NORMAL?" (a quote by Alfred E. Newman of Madd magazine, remember?).

Feel free to beat me up some more guys....................Happy HOLIDAZE !

CR

 

[McIntoshUSA]

Merry Christmas

 

[Ralph Johnstone]

How Very Kind of You .................

Have a merry Xmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa Festivus & any I may have missed...........

................. to mention my most favorite holiday of all, Festivus (Seinfeld episode #166).

I know I always look forward to the "airing of greivances" with the in-laws . It always sets the tone of the evening.

 

[Marco Garcia]

I just sent a fax to Santa to change my list....Delete everything!!! I just want one of Captain Ron's elves!!!, Maybe the two of them!! ;-)) Merry Christmas to all!!!