The following nautical version of "A Visit From St Nicholas" is the wonderful brainchild of a sailor name Gerald Ewing, who posted it on the CWBB several years ago. I saved it, and have been waiting for Christmas to share it with you. But first, my own Christmas wish for all of you: That all the blessings of this joyous season be yours, and that the coming year bring you only fair winds and beautiful sunsets. Peggie T'was the night before Christmas, I swung on the hook With snowflakes a'landing, asleep with my book When up on the deck I heard footsteps and stuff "I've been boarded!" I thought, and I tried to be tough Then down the companionway hatch came a dude He was dressed like a nut and I thought, "I'm so screwed" But he laughed and he hummed as he surveyed my junk So I figured he must be the resident drunk His eyes were lit up like a junkie on speed But he gave me a whole bunch of stuff that I need Like rum and cigars and new charts and a dinghy And some kind of fancy electrical thingy I knew it was stolen but I wasn't telling I just hoped he was giving and wasn't just selling And I poured him a grog which he downed with a wink Then I poured one for me (Lord I needed a drink!) Then he staggered above to the dark snowy night As I peeked I beheld an incredible sight Eight tiny dolphins and a beautiful sleigh And the dude hopped aboard and prepared to make way The dolphins were ready to power the sled But the guy raised a ginny and mains'l instead With a burp and a chuckle he gathered the breeze And called to the dolphins, now swimming with ease "Hey Stalker and FEMA and Cancer and Nixon! Or Stinky and Pepper Spray, Mason, and Dixon! Or whatever your names are, you cute little fishes, Here's to every last sailor, my best Christmas wishes!" As he sailed away leaving a wobbly wake I hoped he had not many stops left to make He got close to shore and he soon was aground But the dolphins proceeded to pull him around And I heard him exclaim as he sailed out of sight "Killer whales! …..I'm just kidding, don't be so uptight!"
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Merry Christmas to you Peggie
It's almost time to go sailing!! I have the holding tank empty and can go really fast!!! Jim S/V Java _/)
It's almost time to go sailing!! I have the holding tank empty and can go really fast!!! Jim S/V Java _/)
Samebackatcha, Peggie
For every response in this column, you know there are many more silent wishes for your good health and spirits this holiday and in the coming year.
For every response in this column, you know there are many more silent wishes for your good health and spirits this holiday and in the coming year.
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