T'was the night before Christmas
and all through the house..
There were empties and butts left around by some louse
and the best quart I'd hid by the chimney with care
Had been swiped by some bum
Who'd discovered it there...
My guests had all long been
poured in their beds
To awake in the morning with
God awful heads
My mouth full of cotton hung down to my lap
Because I was dying for one more nightcap...
When thru the north window there arose such a smell
I sprang from my bed to see what the hell
and what to my wondering eyes should show up
but eight bloated reindeer hitched to beer truck
With a little old driver that looked like a hick
But I knew it was Santa, tight as a tick
Staggering onward those eight reindeer came
as he hiccuped and belched and called by name..
On Burbon, on Vodka you too Scotch and Rye
We'd better get going before you're too high
Get up on that roof, get the hell off this wall
Get going you dummies we've got a long haul
So up on the roof went the reindeer and truck
But a branch hit Santa before he could duck..
There is more... If the majority wants it. I'll finish tomorrow..
Merry Christmas everyone !!
Rick
and all through the house..
There were empties and butts left around by some louse
and the best quart I'd hid by the chimney with care
Had been swiped by some bum
Who'd discovered it there...
My guests had all long been
poured in their beds
To awake in the morning with
God awful heads
My mouth full of cotton hung down to my lap
Because I was dying for one more nightcap...
When thru the north window there arose such a smell
I sprang from my bed to see what the hell
and what to my wondering eyes should show up
but eight bloated reindeer hitched to beer truck
With a little old driver that looked like a hick
But I knew it was Santa, tight as a tick
Staggering onward those eight reindeer came
as he hiccuped and belched and called by name..
On Burbon, on Vodka you too Scotch and Rye
We'd better get going before you're too high
Get up on that roof, get the hell off this wall
Get going you dummies we've got a long haul
So up on the roof went the reindeer and truck
But a branch hit Santa before he could duck..
There is more... If the majority wants it. I'll finish tomorrow..
Merry Christmas everyone !!
Rick