"Marine Mask" ?

Jan 22, 2008
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Beneteau 323 Annapolis MD
On QVC Shopping today, and for a limited time only- I hope... Item A-286300...
"ELEMIS Pro-collagen Marine Mask and travel size Marine Cream". Sure to cover up all the dings and cuts from DIY projects on your boat, no doubt. QVC price $78.50 . And, to top off the deal, three easy payments. Looks like it is sized to carry on a plane, plus the smaller travel size. Hhmmm.... the biggest one looks "travel size". Like they say, put the word "marine" on a product and it doubles the price, but geeze... even at HALF the price. Cripes. I'm going back to HSN.
 
Oct 2, 2008
3,811
Pearson/ 530 Strafford, NH
Sounds like the heat is getting to Ron........somebody get him a cool beer.

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Mar 1, 2012
2,182
1961 Rhodes Meridian 25 Texas coast
Sounds like sun protection stuff to me. Having just undergone a chemical peel on my forearms, and a cancer removal, not a bad idea. PROTECT that skin!!
 
Oct 2, 2008
3,811
Pearson/ 530 Strafford, NH
OK I looked it up, it's the "Anti-aging" cream. Smoothing out the wrinkles? Must be a gallon jug. Maybe you could just get some Preparation H and smooth that on. It should shrink the wrinkles and reduce any puffy bags under the eyes.

While waiting for the wife at the Dr office I did one of the surveys in the women's magazine. I need a different foundation and my wardrobe needs a serious upgrade. Apparently if your tighty-whiteys have more than three holes you need new ones.

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Jul 31, 2010
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AquaCat 12.5 17342 Wateree Lake, SC
Apparently if your tighty-whiteys have more than three holes you need new ones.
The magazines created that myth. That's why I check the mail and throw them all out before my wife gets home.
 
Jan 22, 2008
8,050
Beneteau 323 Annapolis MD
[QUOTE="All U Get, ..... Sounds like the heat is getting to Ron........somebody get him a cool beer. QUOTE]

You're too slow Tom. I had already knocked back two Buds with lime by the time you posted. Lime- for the health benefit, you know.
By the way, Weems Creek now comes under the jurisdiction of the Annapolis Harbor Master.