Today.
This years boat is about through, and I should be kicking it in the creek in about a week. So I tell Lovely Bride, (the one of us that happens to be smart), to insure the boat. (Not a Catalina). So she calls boat u.s.
Unbelievable. The first thing that they told her was, according to their "research", or whatever they called it, that the boat had a 50 horsepower engine.
Say what?
That had to be the most profoundly stupid something to say, coming from a boat insurer that I could imagine. I'm still trying to visualize a 50 horse motor in this boat, and pulling a water skier. After patiently explaining that it is technically rated at 27 horsepower, (It's a Westerbeke 30B Three), and I built this engine myself, I'm real confident of what it is. Now we're cookin'.
Well being the type of person that she is, wife wants to go with a "fuller coverage". She's paranoid. And seen me drive. Anyway, they want a survey on the boat. And not only that, one of THEIR recommended surveyors. We don't have time for that crap, so I said forget it, no problem. I have a long standing policy of never owning a boat I can't eat anyway. But who knows, if somebody ran off with it, or it was killed by a bunch of drunks on a power boat, I would have got back a couple of bucks for the old gal. But nix the replacement value, etc, etc.
But wait. They want a survey for liability.
Say whut again?
Now correct me if I'm wrong here people. But what bloody damn difference could it make what kind of shape MY boat is in, prior to selling liability insurance. I think it's fair to say that the boat is no junker, and is highly regarded. I even have the gold card membership with these people. (I'll bet THAT's about to change).
Now I don't have to have any insurance at all. But it would only be fair if I had one of those days, and tore up some skippers pride and joy, I just think that it is in good form.
So she called Progressive. Wow. WHOLE different story. We, (she), agreed upon a replacement cost, and had the option to adjust many, many things. Was never "hard sold". When wife would ask, they advised her until they were both good with it. Not one time during the course of this entire transaction did the bride have to call me with a question. (Bearing in mind, that every time my phone rings during the day, a patience notch slips). I may even regret this in the morning, like the time I dated Big Lulu. But I'm happy now. And their insurance may suck, I don't know. Right now, I'm not even sure that I care.
Because they didn't %$@# with me about it. I couldn't care less what it costs..