A man went to the dentist. He had noticed his dentures were becoming pitted and discolored. The dentist looked at them and asked: “Have you been cleaning them regularly?” The man replied he was The dentist then asked if he had changed anything in his diet, to which the man replied: “Not really, but then, my wife served me asparagus with hollandaise sauce. I never had hollandaise sauce before and I really liked it. So she’s been putting it on everything.” “Well”, said the dentist, “Did you know that hollandaise sauce is loaded with lemon juice, and that high concentrations of acidic food like lemons break down the denture material?” The man replied he did not know that and asked what could be done. The dentist said; “I’ll make you a new set of dentures, but this time I’ll make them out of chrome so they’ll be more resistant to this sort of thing.” “Will it work?” the man asked. “Well”, said the dentist, “Everyone knows that there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.” Happy Holidays to ALL! Cheers, Bob (Linkage below to my website)