It's still winter.
It's been so long since the boat moved, the barnacles left on their own, out of boredom.
I started the motor up last week, just to see if it would still run. When I did, the boat yelled, "What the f#ck is that noise?!!"
The last time I was standing at an angle, my car was stuck in the snow on a hill.
It's been so long since I felt the wind in my face, I ask the wife to sneeze on me just for the effect.
I walked into the yacht club the other day, and they called security.
The last time I had an adventure, careening across the water with the spray on my skin and my own voice filling the air with excitement, I was slipping on a sidewalk slush puddle in 35 degree rain.
It's been so long since the boat moved, the barnacles left on their own, out of boredom.
I started the motor up last week, just to see if it would still run. When I did, the boat yelled, "What the f#ck is that noise?!!"
The last time I was standing at an angle, my car was stuck in the snow on a hill.
It's been so long since I felt the wind in my face, I ask the wife to sneeze on me just for the effect.
I walked into the yacht club the other day, and they called security.
The last time I had an adventure, careening across the water with the spray on my skin and my own voice filling the air with excitement, I was slipping on a sidewalk slush puddle in 35 degree rain.