OMG! That is extra funny because the cheaters are usually that stupid. Imma gonna print that one out and hang it next to the honor pledge in my classroom. :0
Its funny Friday!
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This one really tickled me. I think it's the highly perceptive logic behind it.
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting in the cockpit of their sailboat one evening.
Thibodeaux hands Boudreaux a bottle of homemade bayou whiskey and says, "Boudreaux, I want you to have this bottle of whiskey as a gift from me to you."
Boudreaux thanks Thibodeaux and takes a swig out of the bottle.
Upon tasting the whiskey, Boureaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, "You know Thibodeaux, I do believe that the whiskey in this here bottle is perfect and could not be any better."
Thibodeaux in surprise, and somewhat agitation, snaps back and says, "What d' ya mean that whiskey is perfect? How's dat possible?"
After taking another sip out of the bottle, Boudreaux explains, "Well, if this whiskey had been any worse, I couldn't have drank it. But if this whiskey had been any better, you wouldn't have given it to me."
The 36+ Best Boudreaux Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑
-Will
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting in the cockpit of their sailboat one evening.
Thibodeaux hands Boudreaux a bottle of homemade bayou whiskey and says, "Boudreaux, I want you to have this bottle of whiskey as a gift from me to you."
Boudreaux thanks Thibodeaux and takes a swig out of the bottle.
Upon tasting the whiskey, Boureaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, "You know Thibodeaux, I do believe that the whiskey in this here bottle is perfect and could not be any better."
Thibodeaux in surprise, and somewhat agitation, snaps back and says, "What d' ya mean that whiskey is perfect? How's dat possible?"
After taking another sip out of the bottle, Boudreaux explains, "Well, if this whiskey had been any worse, I couldn't have drank it. But if this whiskey had been any better, you wouldn't have given it to me."
The 36+ Best Boudreaux Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑
-Will
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
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Thoughts
“You can tell your kids are growing up when they stop asking where they came from and start refusing to say where they're going."
“You can tell your kids are growing up when they stop asking where they came from and start refusing to say where they're going."
Now... somethings in life would seem funny if not for the fact that THEY ACTUALLY HAPPENED.!!!
I saw this headline today...
Liberty University Spokesperson Invokes Hitler
What the headline does not say is that he also invoked Stalin and Mao...
Read it here..
www.insidehighered.com
Or watch the A-
actually saying it on video here.
And when he said he would like to use those tactics to capture today's youth... you have to wonder why a Liberty U. spokesperson wouldn't default to Jesus.
I saw this headline today...
Liberty University Spokesperson Invokes Hitler
What the headline does not say is that he also invoked Stalin and Mao...
Read it here..
Liberty University spokesperson invokes Hitler
Liberty University communications director Ryan Helfenbein sparked controversy in an interview last week when he referred to Adolf Hitler and other murderous dictators while discussing cultural battles over education at the Road to Majority Policy Conference held in Washington, D.C.
Or watch the A-
actually saying it on video here.And when he said he would like to use those tactics to capture today's youth... you have to wonder why a Liberty U. spokesperson wouldn't default to Jesus.
Okay.. didn't want to leave today on such a heavy post... so lets sign off with a horrible dad-joke
Jimmy, you have many moorings to bridle up here. See you for the eclipse in 2024 if you can.
Okay.. didn't want to leave today on such a heavy post... so lets sign off with a horrible dad-joke
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Wow. That is not funny.Now... somethings in life would seem funny if not for the fact that THEY ACTUALLY HAPPENED.!!!
I saw this headline today...
Liberty University Spokesperson Invokes Hitler
What the headline does not say is that he also invoked Stalin and Mao...
Read it here..
Liberty University spokesperson invokes Hitler
Liberty University communications director Ryan Helfenbein sparked controversy in an interview last week when he referred to Adolf Hitler and other murderous dictators while discussing cultural battles over education at the Road to Majority Policy Conference held in Washington, D.C.
Or watch the A-
And when he said he would like to use those tactics to capture today's youth... you have to wonder why a Liberty U. spokesperson wouldn't default to Jesus.
Funny thing is, that actually happened with me. I took a cousin-in-law sailing on a resort catamaran in Jamaica. The wind and swells were pretty intense. I was kinda overwhelmed but she looked *exactly* like the lady in the cartoon. I never let on that she was the one who settled me down.
I have been watching Rowan & Martin’s Laugh In on Pluto TV. I happened to see this clip during their news of the present, past and future. I can’t believe they actually predicted Ronald Reagan being president. Notice how the audience laughs when they say President Ronald Reagan. This episode aired the first time in 1968. Also, at the end, the interview with Lady Godiva is pretty good, too.
jssailem
SBO Weather and Forecasting Forum Jim & John
- Oct 22, 2014
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Rowan and Martin were a great team. Enjoyed the funny clip. It was a time when you could just tell a joke without someone announcing, they were triggered, offended, or victimized. Life is full of humor. Smiling is just more difficult to do. You exercise more muscles. One advantage is you live a bit longer the more muscles you exercise.
I tried to give your post a lightbulb Like but it wouldn’t let me. As they say, “If it works, it works!”
