Its funny Friday!
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Not exactly “funny”, but definitely “interesting” seeing battleship Texas in our home port…
While a few Hail Marys may get you through the Pearly Gates, a few Bloody Marys will make the trip a lot more fun. If not more interesting.
*screaming from aloft* "This is NOT what I thought you meant when you said you'd run me up the stick!"
A friend sent me this one…
Late one foggy night two boaters collide head-on while trying to navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking.
As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said: ” You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest”.
“You are right,” said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whiskey. Let’s drink to living well for the rest of our lives.
The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.
More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed: ” You didn’t take a drink!?”
“Naw”, said the other boater, “I think I’ll just wait for the Coast Guard to show up.
Late one foggy night two boaters collide head-on while trying to navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking.
As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said: ” You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest”.
“You are right,” said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whiskey. Let’s drink to living well for the rest of our lives.
The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.
More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed: ” You didn’t take a drink!?”
“Naw”, said the other boater, “I think I’ll just wait for the Coast Guard to show up.
A buddy was over at my boat, we were trying out a new 10' RIB with a 9.9 OB. We both agreed the Yamaha 9.9 was a nice engine then he looked at the old outboard hanging on the stern rail and commented on my tiny Johnson.
On his 75th birthday a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for a consultation with a Native American medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for ED.
The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The Native American gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned, “this is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1,2,3’. When you do you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want.”
The man thanked the old Native American and as he walked away he turned and asked “How do I stop the medicine from working?” The Indian replied that “Your partner must say 1,2,3,4., but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”
The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she joined him, he took off his clothes and said “1,2,3!” Immediately he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked, “What was the 1,2 3 for?
And that boys and girls is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition because we could end up with a ______ participle.
The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The Native American gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned, “this is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1,2,3’. When you do you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want.”
The man thanked the old Native American and as he walked away he turned and asked “How do I stop the medicine from working?” The Indian replied that “Your partner must say 1,2,3,4., but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”
The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she joined him, he took off his clothes and said “1,2,3!” Immediately he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked, “What was the 1,2 3 for?
And that boys and girls is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition because we could end up with a ______ participle.
A day early....
I called customer support the other day.... got this...
So I finally got so frustrated I decided to walk the five blocks to the chandlery when....
I called customer support the other day.... got this...
So I finally got so frustrated I decided to walk the five blocks to the chandlery when....
I take it your wife doesn't read this forum!So I finally got so frustrated I decided to walk the five blocks to the chandlery when....
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