Seven degrees of blond.
Ok ladies you've probably heard these before, but you may not remember.
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The very Blond wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said
'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The
husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
coast is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blonds are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
The second Blond says, 'Here, let me see!'
So, the first Blond hands her the compact.
The second Blond looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A Blond suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the Blond is
really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
head..
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The Blond replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
A Blond was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
says, 'Go ahead, ask me... I know 'em all.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The Blond replies, 'Oh, that's easy. Its W.'
FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the Blond ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a Blond in her fourth year as a USC Freshman, sat in her US
Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
Wade was about..
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .'
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a Blond was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the
Blond ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his
dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she
moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the
police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND COP!'
and Tim that particular head unit also has a regular auxiliary input so you can surf Pandora or read the bios just as you described and still have the option of stowing your iPod in a safe place. It even has a little reminder beep if you leave your iPod inside it after turning it off so you don't forget it.
