maybe being on the east coast has brought out my ornery side - but @jssailem said these were ok to post
Frog Finds
- Thread starter LeslieTroyer
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Les, we may just have to send you back to where to belong!
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'll give him a free beer to see an amazing trick. The bartender agrees.
The guy pulls out a hamster and a frog. The hamster just sits there and twitched its nose while the frog begins dancing and singing.
"That is amazing!" says the bartender and gives him a beer.
"If I show you something else even more amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees.
The guy then pulls out a small piano. The hamster gets up and plays the piano while the frog dances and sings.
The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer.
A man in a suit, who'd watched the whole show, offers to buy the frog for two more beers plus cab fare home. The man agrees.
"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog."
"Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. The bartenders nods.
"The hamster's a ventriloquist."
-Will (Dragonfly)
The guy pulls out a hamster and a frog. The hamster just sits there and twitched its nose while the frog begins dancing and singing.
"That is amazing!" says the bartender and gives him a beer.
"If I show you something else even more amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees.
The guy then pulls out a small piano. The hamster gets up and plays the piano while the frog dances and sings.
The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer.
A man in a suit, who'd watched the whole show, offers to buy the frog for two more beers plus cab fare home. The man agrees.
"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog."
"Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. The bartenders nods.
"The hamster's a ventriloquist."
-Will (Dragonfly)
Keep running across frogs.
Evidently these like to ride on the wild side green express.
Evidently these like to ride on the wild side green express.
If you keep finding frogs your looking to hard for a prince.
Kinda illustrates the concept of keeping your friends close and your enemies closer.
I’ve been listening to that song for years. This is the first time I’ve seen the video. Thanks for posting it. (You’d make a good honorary frog. [If there were such a thing.])
