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-- deck shoes are all you wear including to weddings and funerals despite the spatters of bottom paint.
-- deck shoes are all you wear including to weddings and funerals despite the spatters of bottom paint.
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Brian
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When you hoist canvas in the slip and sail out of the marina - only 30 tacks in 1/2 mile, but at least you don't have to listen to the engine!
When you hoist canvas in the slip and sail out of the marina - only 30 tacks in 1/2 mile, but at least you don't have to listen to the engine!
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Bob Camarena
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R.W.Landau
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You sell your boat and while you are looking for another you take a side job in boat repair to be near them. r.w.landau
You sell your boat and while you are looking for another you take a side job in boat repair to be near them. r.w.landau
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Steve Cook
You might be a sailing bum if...
You might be a sailing bum if: -- you think a Rhodes Scholar is someone who knows all about a famous boat designer... -- any of your wedding gifts came from West Marine... -- you think girls look "hot" in foul weather gear... -- your doctor reports your injuries to Abuse Authorities... -- you think rum is the official state drink.. -- your best shoes are Topsiders... -- your car's hood ornament is the top off of a sailing trophy... -- your idol is Jimmy Buffet... -- your halyards are brand new, but your belt has two splices... -- you read Latitude 38 under the covers with a flashlight... -- your underwear has a North Sails logo... -- your bar tab equals your paycheck... -- you have a beer can crusher mounted on your mast... -- you use a marlin spike to break sunburn blisters... -- you have at least one broken boat part in your car at all times... -- you have a Mount Gay poster in your living room... -- you've traded a Dramamine for a beer... -- you have a Jello mold in the shape of a J/22... -- your vacation plans center around championship regattas... -- you have to dress up to go to Wal-Mart.. -- you think of duct tape as a long term investment.. -- you've been involved in a fight over the last chocolate chip cookie... -- you wear a sailing cap to church.. -- people are afraid to touch your foul weather gear... -- you think matching foul weather boots are an acceptable wedding gift... -- you've written your resume on a bar napkin... -- your wind instruments cost $2,000, and your car tires are need replacement – Boat/US’s phone number is number one on your speed dialer... -- you'll marry a girl just to keep a good foredeck person... Yes, you just might be!
You might be a sailing bum if: -- you think a Rhodes Scholar is someone who knows all about a famous boat designer... -- any of your wedding gifts came from West Marine... -- you think girls look "hot" in foul weather gear... -- your doctor reports your injuries to Abuse Authorities... -- you think rum is the official state drink.. -- your best shoes are Topsiders... -- your car's hood ornament is the top off of a sailing trophy... -- your idol is Jimmy Buffet... -- your halyards are brand new, but your belt has two splices... -- you read Latitude 38 under the covers with a flashlight... -- your underwear has a North Sails logo... -- your bar tab equals your paycheck... -- you have a beer can crusher mounted on your mast... -- you use a marlin spike to break sunburn blisters... -- you have at least one broken boat part in your car at all times... -- you have a Mount Gay poster in your living room... -- you've traded a Dramamine for a beer... -- you have a Jello mold in the shape of a J/22... -- your vacation plans center around championship regattas... -- you have to dress up to go to Wal-Mart.. -- you think of duct tape as a long term investment.. -- you've been involved in a fight over the last chocolate chip cookie... -- you wear a sailing cap to church.. -- people are afraid to touch your foul weather gear... -- you think matching foul weather boots are an acceptable wedding gift... -- you've written your resume on a bar napkin... -- your wind instruments cost $2,000, and your car tires are need replacement – Boat/US’s phone number is number one on your speed dialer... -- you'll marry a girl just to keep a good foredeck person... Yes, you just might be!
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Melody Miller
When I own . . .
. . . more tools than pots and pans (or other kitchen implements) . . . . Melody
. . . more tools than pots and pans (or other kitchen implements) . . . . Melody
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R.W.Landau
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You drive by the local school and hear a halyard slapping. With a jerk of the head you look to see that sailboat, but there is no sailboat , it is the flag pole. r.w.landau
You drive by the local school and hear a halyard slapping. With a jerk of the head you look to see that sailboat, but there is no sailboat , it is the flag pole. r.w.landau
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