You might be a sailing bum if...
You might be a sailing bum if:-- you think a Rhodes Scholar is someone who knows all about a famous boat designer...-- any of your wedding gifts came from West Marine...-- you think girls look "hot" in foul weather gear...-- your doctor reports your injuries to Abuse Authorities...-- you think rum is the official state drink..-- your best shoes are Topsiders...-- your car's hood ornament is the top off of a sailing trophy...-- your idol is Jimmy Buffet...-- your halyards are brand new, but your belt has two splices...-- you read Latitude 38 under the covers with a flashlight...-- your underwear has a North Sails logo...-- your bar tab equals your paycheck...-- you have a beer can crusher mounted on your mast...-- you use a marlin spike to break sunburn blisters...-- you have at least one broken boat part in your car at all times...-- you have a Mount Gay poster in your living room...-- you've traded a Dramamine for a beer...-- you have a Jello mold in the shape of a J/22...-- your vacation plans center around championship regattas...-- you have to dress up to go to Wal-Mart..-- you think of duct tape as a long term investment..-- you've been involved in a fight over the last chocolate chip cookie...-- you wear a sailing cap to church..-- people are afraid to touch your foul weather gear...-- you think matching foul weather boots are an acceptable wedding gift...-- you've written your resume on a bar napkin...-- your wind instruments cost $2,000, and your car tires are need replacement– Boat/US’s phone number is number one on your speed dialer...-- you'll marry a girl just to keep a good foredeck person...Yes, you just might be!