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Maybe this should be under the sea stories section, but anyway . . .So among the other hats I wear, I am a medic with the ambulance service in the town in which I live. Last summer, I decided a good way to get to know the chief was to invite him out on my Daysailer, and to sail the hour or so from my mooring to Portland, have lunch, and sail back. My timing turned out to be perfect. He had just finished a two weekend sail training and was itching to get out on the water.So out we go: The wind is perfect, the water calm, air that temperature you don't really notice and the boat is behaving itself. We get to Portland without incident and tie up to the public pier, and go to lunch.For anyone who has not been to Portland, here's what you have: The harbor is actually the mouth of the Fore river. At its widest its a little less than a half mile across. It quickly narrows to a few hundred yards. Half a mile up river there is a draw bridge. On one side is a series of fishing piers etc. Those of you who've seen the Perfect Storm, it looks like Gloucester. (More or less, and from the water; the city is totally different) On the other side there is a series of oil facilities and tanker piers. Traffic consists of: Large oil tankers, very large oil tankers, hurrying water taxis, inattentive power boaters, inconsiderate sailboats (under sail in the river of course), lobster boats throwing huge wakes, ferries, the odd ocean liner or two, coasties, Ageis missile cruisers entering or leaving the repair facilitiy, tug boats, trawlers, and seriously gigantic oil tankers, eight million lobster pots (down from 40 million with the recent regulatory changes). and me, in a 17 foot sailboat. soon to have no power.Now you have to understand that the Fore River current conspires with the tide and prevailing winds to create gigantic triangular waves. (Further proof that the ancient egyptians visited Boon's Famous Watahfront Lobstah Shackwith its view of the confluence. Buts that's for another time).Have we discussed the tankers yet?So back we come from lunch. Being a contiencious skipper I refuel the outboard. Off we go. We turn to port coming out of the fairway, and . . .off comes the rudder into a million pieces. No problem! We can steer with outboard, and we're in a hurry anyway to get back and under power is not a bad idea.Stall. Pull, vroom, shift, stall. Repeat. Ad naseum. Uh - oh. No propulsion, no steerage. Thumb through mental Chapman's and . . . anchor.To the bow (which is acomplished more or less by leaning forward on this particular boat) and drop the hook.This is point at which the helpful lobsterman idles up next to me and comments, 'That's a big one, that is isn't it?' I am about to reply that this is the anchor Chapman's recommends but he's idled off. I look up to find him and instead see just how fine an entry one of those supper gigantic tankers really has. (For the record, its not so fine at all and should it strike you is more likely to simply blugeon you to death than to cleave you).So another lobster man approaches and offers a tow. By this time we've drifted downstream enough that we are balancing precariously on top of one of the pryamidal waves. Each time he comes close, off we fall and cleverly find our selves atop another. Eventually we are able to catch a line, and he tows us to a repair facility nearby. We call the chief's mother (no, really) and she takes me to the dentist, thus saving me $75 that would have been lost had I missed the appointment.Moral: Much angst can be avoided by simply bringing your dentist with you whenever you sail.Justin - O'day Owner's Web