Some things are not always as they seem.
Well, I've only told this story once before to Brion Toss, who said he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.I own a Hunter 380 with roller furling main. The furling gear uses a continuous furling line which on my boat came apart at the splice shortly after i bought it. Thinking that I am not THAT dumb, I decided to redo the line and splice myself. Off to West Marine I went.First I replaced the line--of course only the best will do for MY boat. Make that $68 dollars plus tax. Since I didn't know how to splice, I decided on a video tape by Brion Toss, $19.95. I'd have to watch the tape at home as my boat didn't have a video on board. So I though maybe having Brion's book also would be helpful, $29.95. The book says I'd have to have this special wand to do certain types of splices, so one wand at $49.95. I take my bag of loot home and sit down to watch the video. It's a long one but Brion has a certain type of humor which I enjoy. Finally somewhere in the middle is the end to end splice. Hot damn. I watch it--it doesn't seem too hard and then rewind to watch it again. Damn, my video tape player breaks down and snarls the tape. No problem, I have fixed many a video tape player at my university. I carefully take the video play off line (forty thousand cords have to be lableled, etc) and I take the video player gently apart. I then take the tape out of the machine and I can roll it up again; great, I save the tape. Then clean the tape player, adjust and put it back together again. Now to re-hook up the system, turn it on and insert the tape once again. Can't find the spot because it is in the middle of the tape somewhere, so fast forward. No, no, no! Because of the fast forward I jam the tape again and this time it is wrecked for sure. My temper is not too good at this point--the wife and cats are definitely staying out of sight. I tell the wife that I'm going to buy a new video tape player--she wants to know why we just don't repair the old one. I tell her it's too old and I need a tape player right away. Off to the Good Guys and buy a top of the line (naturally) vhf video player--$489 on sale.Before heading home, I stop off at West Marine and buy another tape, $19.95. At home I finally find the end to end section in the tape and watch the section several more times. I've got it--piece of cake.Down to the boat with book, wand, new line and sissors and sharp knife. I'm ready. I sew the new line to the end of the old and reeve it through the blocks and pulleys. No problem. Now I open the book and start the end for end splice. You measure, then pull the inner out of the outer and then you put the inner into the inner from the other end and the outer into the outer....You use the wand to push the inner line through the outer but it is not going. I remember Brion does it so easily. I push and struggle. And I break the wand tip. I'm pissed. Back to West marine to buy another wand--$49.95 and back to the boat where I re-read the book and try to put the inner into the outer. Struggle, struggle, and I BREAK the new wand tip as well.I steam home with great hatred in my heart for the general world, Bion's parents, myself, the damn rope. Cats and wife do a quiet disapearance and i watch the tape one more time with vengence. And there it was all the time--you PULL the line through, you don't PUSH it through.Back to the boat. I FINISH THE SPLICE! Sewed it up like Bion says in the tape (probably why the splice failed the first time). It works, it works, it works. One the way home I stop at the Good Guys once again and buy a small color TV with a VHF player built in and a 12 Volt plug in to the Nav locker. Got it on sale for $149.95. They threw the 12 volt cord in for free. So my first splice cost me $726.75 plus tax and not counting the 12 volt video player for the boat. I had the old VCR repaired for $25 (my wife has said nothing about this) and I gave it to a women's care shelter. I'm sure she won't say anthing. I sent the wands to Bion in Port Townsend. He repaired them for free and mentioned he couldn't decide whether to laugh or cry. I had him tune my B &R rig when we were in Port Townsend and I think he gave me a deal. And that is the story of my first and last splice. Oh, and I'm sure that Jack lies about how easy it was.