Dirty little mouse

[Stu Jackson]

Tangled phone cords delight...

I understand, but still haven't figured out how they ever got tangled in the first place, since no one I knew ever sat there and twirled the handset, and the phone was either on the desk or on the wall.Amazing how the basic laws of physics can get warped!!! PS - my year 2000 Logitech wired trackball is still working, I clean it regularly (took me awhile to figure it out).

 

[Peggie Hall HeadMistress]

Mice are not the only source of computer

aggravation...there's also software and tech support. A friend sent me this last week: Tech support candidate interview:The Personnel Manager said,"Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."Mujibar said, "I am ready"The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"The manager said, "Go ahead."Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow.'"Mujibar is now working in software tech support at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him. I have.

 

[Jim]

Ross,the question is how much is your time worth?

Ross,Yeah, your better off with a dirty old mouse...