I actually saw this the other day, and I was so flattered I thought to respond would seem arrogant.After getting over the initial shock of seeing my name where I did not offend somebody, or the death threats that are becoming so common nowadays, I calmed down for a minute and quit packing.
While I am widely known as "The Lord of the Idiots" around here, evidently I have managed to fool a few people so far. (Things like this help very much at my sanity hearings once a month). But now I have an idea. Plumbers Putty for sale. That's right. It is not known here, but I have searched the world over for the correct blend of just the right putty. I know some of you are just using the regular old hardware brand and it is wrong. Mine is imported from Bangladesh, with just the right consistency to, well, smash under a puck. And of course mine DOES look like the same ol' stuff, however.......I have this putty shipped in by the trainload, too much wear and tear on our poor roads what with the dozens of tractor-trailers coming and going, and offloaded in front of the yard's witch-doctors residence. When he sobers up about once a week, he staggers outdoors to bless this stuff, (or whatever it is he is doing with all those sticks and bones), and from there we ship it to you. For the low low price of about twenty bucks a can, and we prefer it in Krugerrands which seem kind if stable at the moment. Plus processing and handling of course. And while I have no idea whatsoever what all that means, we will handle it somewhat. At least the witch doctor will.
So don't be surprised if your new high dollar can of putty looks just like the same stuff you are buying direct for two bucks, it AIN'T THE SAME.
Hey wait, I've got an even better idea. YOU go buy the two dollar putty at the store, and just mail me the difference and that should work as well. You just tell me where it is going to be applied, and I will tell W.D. to include it in his prayers, or ramblings, whatever the hell he's doing over that cauldron.
I somehow knew I would get rich like this. Lord of the Idiots no more..
Seriously, thanks guys. Little tip. There ARE some incredibly smart people on this board, I was just satisfied by the moments illusion that I may have tread a couple of steps in their shadows..
