Caption contest

[Rick486]

"....ready abooouuutttt..., helms ahhhh ahhhh..."

 

[Davidasailor26]

Bowman: "Dammit, I said lower the pole"

Crew: "I couldn't find the topping lift, but I released everything else, even this other line attached to some kind of a plug."

Wetsuit guy: "ugh, that's not fast"

 

[RussC]

Why is it that 99% of the times you see a picture like this, the spinnaker pole is up????

yes, I noticed that as well.

 

[Kermit]

Is this how Jack Sparrow did it?

 

[Skipper]

Tell Fred to get out of the cabin.
And he's not going sailing with us again until he goes on a diet.

 

[CaptKimble]

Low... Ri...dah....Ride a little lowah....take a little trip take a little trip....take a little trip with me

 

[shemandr]

Are we dragging an anchor or something?

 

[Peggie Hall HeadMistress]

Ruh roh.................

 

[shemandr]

That boat was on the way up, I think. So maybe, "Yikes, I don't think my fob will work, or my phone, or GPS, or VHF, but the beer is cold."

 

[sail_MN]

Water Ballast!

 

[Daveinet]

Ground hugging grip for better cornering stability.

Doesn't a flat bottom boat plane better?

 

[kloudie1]

Hold on! A little more speed and she'll come up on the foils!

 

[Head Sail]

Hey, which way to the pump out?

 

[JamesG161]

Bow man yelling to USCG helicopter....
"No we don't have children aboard without PFD's! It was just this new 30° angled boom was tough tack with!"
Jim...

PS: Note the boom.

 

[jssailem]

Really, It was a sudden Micro Burst.

 

[SFS]

"Uh, guys, it looks like he's coming around again for another pass".

 

[31seahorse]

Dear Jackdaw,
Thanks for sharing the cover photo from your soon-to-be-published book: Don't Give Up the Ship

 

[Ken Cross]

I wonder if we should have a larger anchor?

 

[Will Gilmore]

I never tell which end is the bow on one of these?!

- Will (Dragonfly)

 

[Jackdaw]

That boat was on the way up, I think. So maybe, "Yikes, I don't think my fob will work, or my phone, or GPS, or VHF, but the beer is cold."

Indeed. While the boat was sailed home right after it was floated on its lines, the electronics were shot, the OB was ruined, and all the cell phones and fobs were dead.

And yes the beer was cold!