Burgee

[Merlin Clark]

http://www.nfccsail.com/Flag Etiquette.pdf

So that's my problem! I fly my pirate flag on the starboard spreader!
I was wondering why I could never get those boats loaded with wenches and booze to "heave to and prepare to be boarded".

 

[Joe11688]

The only wench I can get on board is my dog Penelope. It would be nice to have someone young and pretty to sail with, but my wife won't let me have a girlfriend.