Paint it red...
Reminds me of the time that I was dating this lady, and took her out sailing. After a nice day on the water, and after we were back at the dock, the woman asked me why the bottom of the boat was painted red. With a serious look, I replied that it made it easier for the Coast Guard to find the boat after it flipped over. Needless to say, she never went out on the water with me again.