Behold The Steel Bikini

[robertsapp]

The latest in nautical fashion!

http://www.lifeonthehook.com/2015/03/11/the-latest-in-nautical-fashion/

 

[Kermit]

To quote Maid Marian in Robin Hood Men in Tights, "It's an Everlast."

 

[Mike4116]

I notice this thing is on a plastic mannequin. Bet they couldn't find a flesh and blood model to wear this contraption. Just sayin....

 

[WayneH]

I saw a lady wearing a steel bikini at the Texas Renaissance Festival several years back. SHE was not a boat babe and I am still trying desperately to get that image out of my mind. Be careful what you ask for.

 

[h2ocruizers]

With that thing, who needs a chastity belt?!

 

[Scott T-Bird]

Selfie ...

of you in drag?

 

[pshrynk]

You see that sort of thing a lot at science fiction conventions. usually the women are also carrying swords and have thigh high sheepskin boots. From the "Chicks in Chainmail" genre of fantasy. Some are worth looking at. Others, not so much. Of course, if I were to wear some of the male barbarian costumes, I'd fall in the "not so much" category...