Cindy: So what’s this fuss over the battens.
Wayne: Well we’ve had them fall out occasionally, ‘cause the pockets aren’t clipped shut.
Cindy: Show me a batten.
Wayne: OK
Cindy: Does that fit tight into the pocket.
Wayne: Sure lengthwise.
Cindy: How about width?
Wayne: No not really, it’s about 1/2 inch too narrow for the pocket.
Cindy: Didn’t I see on the West Marine receipt where you bought wider battens.
Wayne: Well....yeah! But they’re too wide for the pocket.
Cindy: Well, why don’t you rip ‘em down about 1/4 inch on the table saw and see if they snug up in the pocket. Do you think Peter (PO) installed the right width as replacements?
Wayne: Huh?
Cindy: Do it, don’t be an idiot! No need to modify the flapping end of the sail.
...and that’s when the fight broke out. Thank God we were both drinking.