The story of a pirate.
One day when the captian was ashore, he was in the same pub as the first mate. The first mate said,"capem, you have been fair to your crew. Tis makes me want to know more about you. Wood ya mind me askin a few questions?" Shore, I will be faf-ful an try me best to answer yur questions. capem, howd ya loose that leg of your's? well, we were sailin round the horn when a hugh wave warshed me off da ship. The winds round the horn are big and the wave are bigger so it took me crew 10 minutes longer than the shark that thought I was lunch to pick me up. Capem, why does ya have da hook? Me mate, was the best boarden our crew ever had. Came broadside then swang from the yardarms to the enemy. They were taken by surprize. The swords flying and the blood flowin, I really don't remember but me sword and me hand came up mizzen. Capem, what was it that took your eye... I do say your patch on your eye is manly. Mate I lost me eye to a pigion. Capem, a pigion? Mate, during the noon site, I was sightin the sun, a pigion made a direct drop in me left I. I had only had me hook for a week. Keep your keel down rrrrrr.w.landau
