Are you willing to share an unflatering story...

Jul 7, 2004
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Hunter 30T Cheney, KS
That is the core curriculum here.

Syzygy, inexorable, pancreatic, phantasmagoria --- anyone who can use those four words in one sentence will never have to do manual labor.
Kinsella, W.P
 
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Oct 19, 2017
8,119
O'Day Mariner 19 3444 Littleton, NH
That is the core curriculum here.

Syzygy, inexorable, pancreatic, phantasmagoria --- anyone who can use those four words in one sentence will never have to do manual labor.
Kinsella, W.P
I think it speaks to the inexorible antidisestablishmentarian movement and the social pancriatic cancer-like syzygy relationship of a theocratic-central bourgeoisie and their oppressors, leading to a phantasmigorical, yet defeated sense of reality.

-Will (Dragonfly)
 
Jan 19, 2010
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Hobie 16 & Rhodes 22 Skeeter Charleston
I think it speaks to the inexorible antidisestablishmentarian movement and the social pancriatic cancer-like syzygy relationship of a theocratic-central bourgeoisie and their oppressors, leading to a phantasmigorical, yet defeated sense of reality.

-Will (Dragonfly)
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Jan 19, 2010
12,918
Hobie 16 & Rhodes 22 Skeeter Charleston
OK, enough of the BS. Let's hear another unflatering story or I will post another poem! Who will be next to share?
That's not threat! We liked your poems... um... sorry... I meant scholarship.
 
Feb 20, 2011
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Island Packet 35 Tucson, AZ/San Carlos, MX
I was leaving the dock in my old Mac25 headed for my haul-out point when I flubbed the extra-long bow line's flip-off of the dock cleat from the cockpit.

As the boat went forward I thought that the best thing to do was to just drop the line, so I did.
When the line came free of the cleat, I had about 30 feet to turn my boat to port and avoid the big 'ol shrimping boat dead ahead. Breeze was pretty good from portside.

It was then that I realized that the extra-long bow line would quite likely foul my propeller if I turned to port, so rather than turn to starboard (more shrimping boats), I cut off the outboard motor and drifted forward, scurrying on deck to retrieve the bow line from the skene chock.

After yanking it aboard and dropping it on the foredeck, there was the shrimper big as life. My forestay had just gone past the shrimper's anchor as I fended off, trying to keep our hulls from banging together.

The breeze wouldn't let me shove off in the desired direction, and my stern had started to head downwind towards the next victim, promising to connect with the small solar panel I kept on the stern pulpit. Head back to the cockpit to fend off there.

No shit, there I was with my forestay caught on a shrimper's anchor 20 feet in the air, and my starboard quarter wanting to mingle with another boat.

Thankfully, someone aboard the first shrimper saw my mast, windex and anchor light looking rather close to the prow of his shrimper and showed up, looking down at some guy helplessly pushing away from his neighbor's boat.

He untangled my headstay from his anchor, probably not wondering at all how it had happened.

I fired up my outboard, yelled "muchos gracias, senor!"and proceeded upwind to my haul-out.

Very unflattering.
 
Jan 19, 2010
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Hobie 16 & Rhodes 22 Skeeter Charleston
So on my very first pocket cruiser (a mac21) I had purchased an old evenrude off of eBay. One cool autum day I took a buddy of mine, his three boys and my son out for a day on the lake.

No wind that day so we motored. About five miles from the launch the lower end gears decide to commit suicide and the OB wat toast. Sun is going down... so is the temp and I got four cold and hungry boys on board. Me and the other dad take out paddles and we get to work. About an hour later we still have four miles to go ... it is damn cold and the fire dept boat shows up. Some Good Samaritan had seen us on the water. They towed us to the launch. Every year I donate to this fire dept annual fund.
 
Nov 30, 2015
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Hunter 1978 H30 Cherubini, Treman Marina, Ithaca, NY
One hot and incredibly humid first evening in Roadtown, Tortola, aboard our bare boat charter we had just finished provisioning the boat in the dark. Donning my brand new Black Diamond LED headlamp, wrapped around my sweat soaked baseball cap, I decided to take a breather behind the starboard wheel. As I removed my baseball cap to wipe down my brow, forgetting I was wearing the headlamp, it sling shotted off my head, bounced off the sugar scoop transom and dropped into the 20 feet of questionable quality seawater at the pier. It remains to this day.

Fortunately, I remembered an identical headlamp I purchased for the Admiral. I found that in the luggage, placed it on my head, and repeated the exact same scenario not more than 30 minutes later. I was immediately demoted to dumb ass.
 
Jan 19, 2010
12,918
Hobie 16 & Rhodes 22 Skeeter Charleston
Fortunately, I remembered an identical headlamp I purchased for the Admiral. I found that in the luggage, placed it on my head, and repeated the exact same scenario not more than 30 minutes later. I was immediately demoted to dumb ass.
:clap: That made me laugh. Thanks for the smile break.
 
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Oct 19, 2017
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O'Day Mariner 19 3444 Littleton, NH
and repeated the exact same scenario not more than 30 minutes later.
You know, we have a tool shed attached to our house, just the space under a side porch that has been enclosed whe we keep garden supplies. It is about 8" shorter than I am. I've lived with that shed, moving stuff in and out of it for over 25 years and...
I really shouldn't be revealing this information about myself...
I still bang my head on the beams almost everytime I go in there.
There are some things that some people will never learn.:oops:

-Will (Dragonfly)