Put me in stitches!
Funny as all-get-out, especially since I considered whether this was genuine Manitoba dialect (can't be, can it?). Good stuff!Be these complaints from yar modern day sailors re proper ratio? Argh laddies! What would Nelson's boys had done? The only time they complained about yer improper ratio was when the grog was watered down to much. Larn to drink yer likker strait thar bys, and yull ner 'ave a complaint bout proper ratio... argh... where me screech?