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Don Bodemann
Aggressive behaviorThe following is a portion of a recent article in SAIL magazine. I’ve been following this case and would like to hear some suggestions on what Captain Parker “should” have done…. seriously. I do find the sidewinder missile post funny as well as the spud gun option, but I’m curious as to how most cruisers would respond to harassment on the water. After much thought, my favorite so far is a long “in your face” blast from an air horn. I suspect anything more than that can be viewed in court as an illegal assault…even though the other guy started it. Many would have considered Neal Parker a lucky man on July 25, 2001. Hewas aboard his beloved 89-year-old Alden schooner, the classic he foundrotting on a mud bank and rebuilt himself. On this pleasant evening theboat was anchored in a picturesque harbor on an island off the coast ofMaine, and Captain Parker was about to enjoy dinner with his sevenpaying passengers and crew of five. But when an obnoxious Jet Skioperator destroyed this summer cruising idyll, Parker's good fortuneseemed to disappear with it. He has been fighting ever since to save themariner's license that is essential to his livelihood, and has spent theearnings from his charter season on lawyers' fees. The Jet Ski may havebeen the direct instrument of his tribulations, but it was the UnitedStates Coast Guard that put Parker in a tough-and undeserved-spot.There's little dispute about the plain facts of the matter. The jetski, piloted by a 20-year-old lobsterman, entered Pulpit Harbor on NorthHaven Island at high speed. It passed close to some swimming children,carved donuts in the harbor near several anchored boats, then beganturning fast, noisy circles around Parker's schooner Wendameen. Parkersignaled to the jet skier with a downward motion of his hand, meaning"slow down." The jet skier responded with a shouted obscenity, and spedaway.Let Parker pick up the narrative: "My guests were upset and frightened.I thought it was over, and I apologized to them for the rudedisturbance. Suddenly the Jet Ski turned and bore down on us at fullthrottle, square for our transom. I sent a deckhand for our signal gun,which I fired as a danger signal into the water. That stopped the jetski about 15 to 25 feet from our stern. The single shot antique pistolwasn't charged with anything other than a percussion cap."Parker called the Coast Guard. Good thing, you might say-they wouldinvestigate, and arrest the renegade jet skier. That's what should havehappened. What did happen was that Parker was charged with assault-forfiring an unloaded antique pistol toward the water. The Coast Guardthrew in a second charge of improperly storing black powder. Parkerfaced suspension or revocation of his 100-ton near coastal license iffound guilty of the charges.